123 Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Funny happy birthday wishes can be share with everyone like friends, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband wife etc. If you know your friend very well and his/ her sense of humor then you have have funny stuff with them. Not every person like to have fun of him/her. So its better to know that person and mentality before sharing funny happy birthday wishes. If you are’t quite sure then find some interesting and beautiful Happy Birthday Wishes Images which will make them smile. To the right person you must wish birthday with suitable Wishes, quotes and messages. If you want to make joke of anyone then that person must be your best friend. On birthday you are free to wish them with any words and wishes. So here Funny Birthday Wishes will do your job. Sending this along with few touching lines will make him realize the value of having friend in the life. Make birthday greetings cards and stick some funny birthday wishes on it to have fun with the birthday boy/ girl. Friends also smile if the humor is directed toward yourself. Everyone is now got bored of having same serious birthday wishes. No matter whether its is your sister, brother, husband, wife, boyfriend or husband, it will gives you joy and happiness that you never experienced. So here we have collected 123 funny happy birthday wishes so that you will be the reason for smile on their face. 

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Happy birthday. Don’t be sad you’re a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can! Well, you know what I mean.

 

If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!

 

Happy birthday. At our age, the only way to look younger is to add at least a decade to your age.

 

I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.

 

Can’t tell you how cute you’ll look with all that cake on your face.

 

Happy birthday. At your age, you should really try to see everything as larger than life…starting with LARGE print.

 

One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.

 

Its not a prank believe me that box only has a birthday cake.

 

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

 

Happy birthday! At our age, I don’t know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we’re lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes Messages
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Friend

You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.

 

I hope you keep smiling till you have teeth.

 

You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants

 

Another year older, but unfortunately none wiser.

 

So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.

 

People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.

 

It’s true that you look like a duck but today I see a swan

 

Happy birthday! Considering all the candles on your cake, I hope you remembered to top up your fire insurance.

 

Happy birthday! Don’t count the candles on your cake or the wrinkles on your face. Just be glad that you’re not down for the count.

 

Happy birthday! At this point in your life, you should really think of making a new start. You should really start lying about your age.

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Friend
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Friend

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Sister

So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.

 

I hope you forgive me for eating your lunch, I couldn’t stop myself after all it was your birthday cake.

 

On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.

 

In all the times and in all the lands there has never been a better backyard barbecue chef than you. I don’t mean that to be a hint about how you should celebrate your birthday. Okay, it is.

 

Happy birthday! You’ve finally reached the age of wisdom but nobody wants to listen to you.

 

It’s your birthday. Have a buffet cake night and eat as much as you can.

 

I promise I’ll be a good boy, until I get your birthday treat.

 

Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!

 

Happy birthday. I guess we’ve reached the age when every compliment we get is typically accompanied by “for someone your age.”

 

No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. Happy birthday.

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Sister
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Brother

The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.

 

Come one show me your smile, you still look young to me.

 

Don’t worry about getting so old. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Love you my ancient friend!

 

Happy birthday. Stop counting your candles and start counting your blessings. You still have hair on your head, not in your ears and nose!

 

Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.

 

See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!

 

You can open your eyes; you will only find birthday candles on fire.Look behind you there is your gift, I was joking just wanted to give you birthday bombs.

 

Lest sing and dance, we can bare your voice today after all its your birthday.

 

For your birthday this year, I hope you don’t mind if we avoid the fire hazard of so many candles and use electronic candles, instead.

 

You look so like my old grandma; just kidding she has more teeth.

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Brother
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Husband

You know how most people, on your birthday, tell you, “My goodness, you never seem to age.” Well, I’m not one of them. Happy birthday, old fart!

 

Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!

 

If I could fulfill any of your wish then it would be a new car for me.

 

 I promise I won’t reveal your age to anyone at the party, but we should probably light your cake outdoors in case the candles catch fire.

 

Yes, you’re getting older and wrinklier every day, but it could be worse…you could still have an acne problem! Happy birthday!

 

There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday.

 

I heard its your birthday, then where is the treat, many happy returns of the day dumbo.

 

I love when you try, it always make me feel that I am not the only in blunder.

 

It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?

 

They say that with age comes wisdom. I’m not so sure…I’ve met a lot of really stupid old people. So far, you’re not one of them. Happy birthday.

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Husband
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend

Whoever said that time waits for no man, but stands still for a woman of 30, is an idiot. No woman in her right mind would admit to turning 30. Happy 29th birthday!

 

The room is getting hotter, please blow the candles before your room gets on fire.

 

It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.

 

Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.

 

It took me an hour to write this poem for you, my Internet was out of speed.

 

You are like a sister to me, and I am sure you feel the same way. If you let me borrow all the stuff you get for your birthday, I promise not to tell mom what you did at the party!

 

Time may heal all wounds, but it leaves you with an unhealthy glow, saggy skin and crow’s feet. Happy birthday (it’s still better than the alternative)!

 

Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.

 

No matter how hard I try you’ll always be by my side maybe coz you’re a stalker.

 

Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy Birthday!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Boyfriend
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend

Happy birthday! Another year, another reason to curse the inventor of the first modern mirror.

 

It’s always very nice to be young, but allows you get to older every year. Don’t worry, just enjoy.

 

If I could buy this world I would have for you, you know its not true many happy returns of the day!

 

I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.

 

Sure, getting older is like a time travel movie in slow motion…but better slow than fast, I always say! I’m in no rush to get to the end of the film. Happy birthday!

 

Though science says that people starts losing their memory at the age of 41, but for you we can only hope. Ha ha!

 

Lets not worry lets not cry, the troublemaker is in the spotlights tonight.

 

May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.

 

You are only young and reckless once, but you can be reckless well into your hip-breaking days. Happy birthday.

 

Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories.

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Facebook

You know that don’t you’re my most favorite but only after candies.

 

Statistics show that people who keep celebrating birthdays live longer but eventually look worse than Keith Richards in the morning. Happy birthday!

 

Don’t blow the candles, the fire department is on their way to do this job.

 

I love you best friend, I love when you by me candies, stickers and rides.

 

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

 

Happy birthday! You still have the face of  an angel — not a day older than when you first bought it.

 

It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it. Happy birthday.

 

It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!

 

I saw you last night; you were looking for the gifts, which were never there.

 

It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Facebook
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Whatsapp

Happy birthday. You know you’re getting old when you lose count midway through counting the candles on your birthday cake.

 

Last week during the fire on that candle factory we all sang the song – “Happy birthday” to celebrate your birthday.

 

You look so cute in that cap just like my old uncle Groot, just joking happy birthday love.

 

Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your mother.

 

Pope John XXIII thought that men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. And I’m sitting here, trying to figure out whether you want vanilla or strawberry in your ice-cream. Happy 50th Birthday!

 

Recently I found out which sport you would have been best at. Guess what? It’s the reason so many people came to your place.

 

The only thing uncool about getting older is that all the things you thought were really lame growing up are super cool now. Golf, anyone? Happy birthday!

 

Happy birthday! On your special day, make time to play in your birthday suit…but first make sure it’s clean, and wrinkle-free and doesn’t smell weird.

 

I believe that man grows old like wine and women grows old like cheese. You know old wines are priceless.

 

You know you look like an angle in this dress, who has come straight form the land of telitobies, just kidding you look wonderful love happy birthday.

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for Whatsapp
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Happy birthday, kiddo! You’ll know you’ve reached adulthood when your birthday cards no longer contain money.

 

As you are getting older, you are becoming wiser. You know no wise man ever wishes to be young again.

 

Birthdays are like wine the more you have them the more you turn crazy.

 

So many candles, such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.

 

Happy birthday to a real wonder — someone who acts and looks younger than any person I know our age. I really hate you. Like really, really!

 

Congratulations for your sweet smile. Though you don’t have all your teeth, but yet it’s sweet like always.

 

I’m sorry I ate your birthday cake, just wanted you to have a sugar free year ahead.

 

Some say the glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass.

 

Happy birthday to a person who is truly brilliant, incredibly gorgeous, unbelievably funny…and, quite luckily, has been blessed with my DNA.

 

You may look old, but your heart is evergreen. You are only twenty if we count the age of your heart. Live as long as you wish.

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes
Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Hope you liked our collection of 123 Funny Happy Birthday Wishes. Having fun is great thing. Always keep smiling and make others happy with your own talent. What would be the more funnier than sharing funny happy birthday wishes to best friend. This make their day as well as yours. People are getting rid of the boring life, they want thrill, fun, entertainment and enjoyment. We are here to help you out with sharing some awesome collection of happy birthday wishes, quotes, messages, Images, greetings and many more.

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